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GOD_11K
PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:33 pm 
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Got this in an email, thought it is worth sharing because its funny... :D

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have no money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW...WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?!
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cypher1024
PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:06 am 
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GOD_11K wrote:
...The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative...


Dude, is this your way of 'coming out'? :lol:
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maybe he is a she and no one noticed?

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GODESS_11K...

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heh those darned men!
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GOD_11K wrote:
NOW...WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?!


I always thought i understood myself?!?!?!!
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I think i belong to #10... :lol:

nice list GOD_11K :D
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Haha :D

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My car takes all my money, so im automatically ruled out of #6 and 10 :P
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Thanks GOD-11K, im gonna send this email to a female friend and see if she gets the point lol :)

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I want to be No 7. :)

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