Silvia Club of NSW

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating
marriage
- under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for
marriage
....

TWO YEAR DEGREE

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of
you
should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six
mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree
(Male
Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 am
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001B What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
(Elective) (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there. MENtal illness,
MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist (poetic
spelling).
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?

1 word BULLSHIT, marriage wtf is that???? Sorry cant c... co....comm... ah fuck no.

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"The opinions expressed by QIK180 are not necessarily the opinions of anyone"

QIK, the word is actually C...C..C...CO....oh shit I cant say it either

*Sarah goes to take a valium and lie down*

Hey i want some valium too. Not fair.

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"The opinions expressed by QIK180 are not necessarily the opinions of anyone"

Yeah, and I want T04 status, but you know, you cant always get what you want

Youre constant posting is giving me a complex!!!! ROFL

Well you can, but you would have to suck up to snezy or myself

WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!

I am preparing my personal promotion speech right now and will email it to you when I'm finished LOL

Miscallaneous post no meaning here

Ah, Yummy, can you grab one for me too?

"For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage"

Yes, drill a hole in your frontal lobes with a power drill and chop off Mr Happy because neither are going to be needed anymore

Of course their are exceptions and some people find happyness in this arrangement with having to give up personal freedom and the right to do what the fuck you want when you want... there are also some people who find gold treasure in their backyard and live happily ever after but chances are.
It aint gunna be you!